A fully fucntionable Bottom scratcher. Made of titanium steel so it can be used with very little effort. Remote controllable If you just can�t be arsed at all. Big hand that it can also slap your cheeks to tell you it�s finished. Buy now and get 7 different attachable hands.

Yes it looks like a star. But it is actually a very clever arse scrater disguised as a star.BLOODY GENIUS

1 Big remote control(for extra ease)                                                   Big Metal Hand                                                                                  Telescopic arm for those hard to reach places

Enter Price Here  £120+£2.50 post and package